Froyo?

I *might* finally be getting froyo on my Tmo Samsung Vibrant (Galaxy S). I woke up this morning to a strange message about an OTA update. I ran the update but I couldn’t find anything different. After doing some google searching I ended up on the Tmo forum where I found a post (from Tmo) explain that the OTA update to froyo I’ve been waiting for isn’t coming. Instead you have to install some software on a pc, connect the phone with a USB cable, and run the update from there.

A few things piss me off about this. First, a forum post? Seriously, that’s how you inform customers about an update we’ve been waiting for? Second, why isn’t this update OTA? And third, Froyo? Okay, it’s nice that we’re finally getting 2.2, but this phone was an insurance replacement for Nexus One. N1s have gingerbread now. Arrgh. When it comes time to replace this phone I don’t think I’ll be getting another Samsung.

Experimenting with Javalessness

Five viruses on my computer today. Five! That’s about as many as I’ve ever had on a PC altogether. And all five were related to Java. Do we even need Java any more? Did we ever? As a little experiment I’ve uninstalled Java from my machine. I’m going to see if I miss it. The only thing I can think of right now that isn’t going to work is Open Office, but I hardly ever use it anyway. It’s slow it’s and it’s a pitiful substitute for the one thing Microsoft really does right – Office. I’ll report back on life without Java in a week or so.

Acronyms

For some reason I started reading about acronyms on wikipedia, dictionary.com, merriam-webster.com, etc.  At first is seems like there’s not much to it – take the first letter of a bunch of words, put them together, and you have an acronym.  Oh, but there’s so much more.

FBI, Federal Bureau of Investigation, that’s an acronym, right?  Depends who you ask.  Since it’s pronounced “F-B-I” and not something like, “fibee” some say that’s not an acronym but instead an initialism.  An acronym is a word, such as NATO.

People in telecom always joke about the industry having too many TLAs, Three Letter Acronyms.  That makes a lot more sense to me now that I know the word acronym was created at Bell Labs in 1943.  Everything is AT&T is abbreviated. It’s to the point now where many acronyms have two or three meanings within the company.

Ever get annoyed when someone says “ATM Machine” or “PIN Number” because the last word is redundant? Apparently this is called RAS Syndrome or  ”redundant acronym syndrome syndrome”.

Then there’s the Recursive Acronym. This is an acronym that refers to itself. With a couple of notable exceptions like Saab (Saab Automobile Aktiebolaget) these are almost always computer related. Programmers always think it’s clever. I think I first came across this with GNU (GNU’s Not Unix). PHP (PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor) is another example. These may also be called Macronyms.

Nested Acronyms call other acronyms. IBM POWER is a great example. It expands out to International Business Machines Performance Optimization With Enhanced RISC. But RISC is an acronym. So it expands one more time to International Business Machines Performance Optimization With Enhanced Reduced Instruction Set Computing.

If you’ve ever had to sit through any sort of meeting with HR people and watch a PowerPoint slideshow you’ve been exposed to the Backronym. This is a sort of contrived acronym made when someone takes a perfectly good word and decides each letter needs to stand for something. An example is Amber Alert (America’s Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response), which is really named after Amber Hagerman. You know that thing we call the Patriot Act? It’s really the USA PATRIOT Act, or Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism.

False acronyms are just what they sound like. Fuck doesn’t stand for  ”for unlawful carnal knowledge”, “fornication under consent of the king”, or anything else for that matter.

And finally there’s the Orphan Initialism or Acronymization, sometimes called a kind of Pseudo-acronym. These are often seen when companies or organizations that are typically known by an acronym drop all the words and change their name to the acronym. At that point the letters no longer stand for anything. KFC isn’t Kentucky Fried Chicken, it’s just KFC. 3M dropped Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing, AARP dropped American Association of Retired Persons, and ESPN dropped Entertainment and Sports Programming Network. Even SAT, formerly Scholastic Assessment Test, formerly Scholastic Aptitude Test, doesn’t stand for anything nowadays.

 

Discovery

The Shuttle Discovery landed today for the last time. I watched it live on Ustream.com starting about an hour out. It’s the beginning of the end of our shuttle program. In April Captain Mark E. Kelly will take Endeavour up for it’s last flight (STS 134). Then in June Captain Christopher J. Ferguson will take Atlantis up for the final shuttle mission (STS 135). It’s the end of an era. But more people watch Charlie Sheen “winning” on Ustream. This makes me sad. At least Sonic Booms and KSC (Kennedy Space Center) did trend on Twitter for a short time.