It seems like every time I go to buy laundry detergent they’ve concentrated it more. 3X ultra concentrated! Soon we’ll need an eye-dropper to add detergent to the machine. I’m not complaining – just an observation.
Sometimes I get a whole bunch of chocolate all at one time, and I feel superior to everyone with less chocolate than me. A few minutes later I have a different feeling, like a stomach ache.
I want to go to Vietnam just so I can come back and tell stories that start, “Back when I was in ‘Nam…”
It’s hard to come up with words that rhyme with “grappling”.
“Most people respect the badge. Everybody respects the gun.”